Beer Quotes

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Beer Quotes

  • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
- Humphrey Bogart
  • Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Earnest Hemingway
  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
  • He is a wise man who invented beer.
- Plato
  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
  • Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm
  • I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- Homer Simpson
  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Berry
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Stephen Wright
  • Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
- W.C. Fields
  • May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
- Irish Toast
  • You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa

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