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* ''The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind''
::- Humphrey Bogart
* ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach teach you to keep your mouth shut.''
::- Earnest Hemingway
* ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.''
* ''He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow.''
::- Anonymous
* ''Tis hard to tell which is best: music, food, beer or rest.''
::- Anonymous
* ''Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.''
:: - Homer Simpson
* ''Work is the curse of the drinking classes.''
::- Oscar Wilde
* ''Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.''
::- Anonymous
* ''Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.''
::- Anonymous
* ''There are more old drunks than old doctors.''
::- Anonymous
* ''A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.''
::- Anonymous
* ''They who drink beer will think beer.''
::- Washington Irving
* ''All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.''
::- Homer Simpson
* ''When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.''
::- Dave Barry
* ''The nations of the West also have their own intoxicant, made from grain soaked in water...Alas, what wonderful ingenuity vice possesses! A method has actually been discovered for making even water intoxicated.''
::- Pliny the Elder, describing the barbarians' strange imitation wine
* ''Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.''
::- Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
==See Also==
* [[References]]
==External Links==
* [http://www.mrgoodbeer.com/quote/ Daily Beer Quote]
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