Changes

* ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will tach you to keep your mouth shut.'' :- Earnest Hemingway* ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' :- Benjamin Franklin* ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' :- Plato* ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' :- Frank Sinatra* ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' :- Kaiser Wilhelm* ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' :- Homer Simpson* ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' :- Dave Berry* ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' :- Stephen Wright* ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' :- W.C. Fields* ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' :- Irish Toast* ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' :- Frank Zappa