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* ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'' - Benjamin Franklin
* ''He is a wise man who invented beer.'' - Plato
* ''I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'' - Frank Sinatra
* ''Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. '' - Kaiser Wilhelm
* ''I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.'' - Homer Simpson
* ''Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'' - Dave Berry
* ''24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'' - Stephen Wright
* ''Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.'' - W.C. Fields
* ''May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.'' - Irish Toast
* ''You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.'' - Frank Zappa
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